Day 10 - Zomba, Malawi
Visiting the Zomba Plateau
One of the highlights of Zomba is the Zomba Plateau, a mountain ridge with spectacular views across the valley.
Today (Monday the 27th) we headed out not very long after breakfast
to drive up to the Plateau and see the view.
We had looked at the map and it looked pretty straight forward, so we
headed up the mountain.
Where we were
staying at Casa Rossa was already part way up the mountain road, so it was very
convenient. There was a nice paved road
all the way up the mountain, with fantastic views across the valley as you went
further and further up.
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| the view as you went up |
Then at the top
you reach the Sunbird Kuchawa lodge – the most expensive place to stay in
Zomba, right at the edge of the Plateau.
We stopped at the Lodge to see if we could buy a map because it wasn’t
clear right away which direction we need to go to get to the viewpoints. Right away we were approached by a man who
said, ‘You need a guide. Everyone who visits the Plateau gets a guide. I am a guide, I
can help you.’ David being the very
self-sufficient person that he is, :) was convinced
that we could go just using the mental copy of the map in his head, so he told
the man no, no, no, not interested, we think we’ll be fine, we’re just going to
go ourselves… blah blah blah. We got a
copy of the map which wasn’t very good, but at least it was a map. Someone told David that the roads around the
perimeter of the Plateau were paved. So
after more than 20 minutes of David looking at all the maps ('to make sure we knew where we were going') we finally set
off… without a guide.
Immediately, by the first turn, we were very unsure of where we were
going. The map simply wasn’t detailed
enough, and ALL the roads, apart from the main paved road to the Lodge
entrance, were DIRT and they were all unmarked!! So we turned right around the headed straight
back to the Lodge, where we hired Moses, the guy who had introduced himself to
us, as our guide. :) We figured out by the end of the morning two helpful bits of information - firstly, most people who visit the Plateau do so on foot (hiking 4-6 hours to the various viewpoints - obviously not an option for us with two very small tots), and secondly, everyone takes a guide, whether walking or in a vehicle!
Moses sat in the front
passenger seat, I moved into the back with the kids, and we went along, bumping along these horrible dirt roads. And
thus started an entire morning of unexpected 4x4 driving...
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| part of what the road/track looked like (and this wasn't even a bad portion of road) |
First we drove to the nearest viewpoint,
‘Queen's View.' It took quite a while to bump up the
mountainside. The road was dirt mixed
with rocks so it was not a smooth ride, to say the least!
The view from the top WAS amazing, but it
wasn’t spectacular. There was simply too
much dust and haze in the air to see as far as we had hoped. On a good clear day, you can see as far as Mozambique,
and many other things. But not
today. When we stopped, Ketzia was
asleep so we left her in the car.
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| Moses, our guide, is standing on my right |
Then we went to ‘Emperor's View’ another
viewpoint which was not very far away.
Ketzia woke up so both kids got out with us.
Leaving the two main view points, on the way back along the Plateau circuit, Moses directed us to stop at the side of the road and we walked down to a pretty waterfall.
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| what David did - take nice photos |
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| what Mommy did - wrestled children away from the edge |
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| what Elijah did - get as close as possible without actually falling in |
Then Moses suggested that some people like to visit 'Chingwe's Hole' which was on the other side of the Plateau. It is a very strange hole in the mountain, hundreds of meters deep, and there is also another good viewpoint from there. He said that he had confidence that our truck, being 4x4, would be able to get there just fine. That should have clued us in, but we honestly didn't realize the distance we would have to drive! It was decided that we would make Chingwe's Hole our last stop. So off we went...
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| the Queen's and Emperor's Views are on the bottom right of the circle, and Chingwe's Hole is on the upper left of the circle... shows how much driving we had to do on narrow, rutted, tracks in the middle of nowhere! |
As we lurched and bumped along the horrifically bad track and got further and further away from any vestige of life (the lodge and the ranger station receded far into the distance), I was trying to quell my inner discomfort about the situation...
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| do you see that tiny ribbon of brown? that is the track we followed |
It ended up taking 45 minutes of lurching and bumping and grinding and willing our truck to please keep going and not get stuck! The track was just a nightmare. I was desperately trying to brace myself because I kept being flung against the side of the truck - I ended up having to sit crossways across the seat, with my bottom against the door handle and my right arm hooked around the driver seat headrest, to try to get some leverage!
At some point I thought, 'This was a huge mistake. I'm going to end up having a miscarriage because I was stupid and went along on this crazy ride. No pregnant woman should be doing what I am doing!' I wanted desperately to turn around and go back, but there was no place to turn around! (David told me later that he was also having second thoughts but because there was no way to go but forward, we just forged ahead.) I was really, really worried. I was feeling more and more awful by the moment, feeling muscles pulling in my abdomen from the force of the truck jolting and straining along the mountainside, feeling unable to properly cushion my body from the rough ride... it was horrible. I honestly thought I'd made the biggest mistake of my life. So, please take note: if you are pregnant, don't bother visiting the Zomba Plateau! The view is actually not worth the risk and the ride!
At last we finally reached Chingwe's Hole. By this point it was almost 11am and we had been bouncing and jolting around the Plateau for 2 hours already!
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| this is Chingwe's Hole... you actually could hardly see anything, because it is so deep, dark, and overgrown! |
I practically fell out of the truck, thankful to have a break from the terrible bouncing and jolting for a few moments. Elijah was asleep so we left him in the car!
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| at least there was a nice view! |
There were men at every viewpoint with little stalls, selling small cut gemstones and dried flowers.
Then it was time to head back down the mountain. Thankfully I found that it was not nearly as painful going down as going up - because we weren't straining against gravity. :) David found it challenging driving conditions, though!
We had to stop part-way for Elijah to have a toilet break...
We dropped Moses back at Sunbird Kuchawa lodge, paused long enough to look at the gifts and souvenirs he had for sale (we bought a birthday present for Elijah, and a wooden platter with elephants carved for handles), and then headed back to our camp for lunch. It was noon!
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| the wonderful paved road back down the mountain :) |
On the way down the mountain, we bought
fresh raspberries and fresh strawberries from men selling fruit on the side
of the road. That was part of our lunch,
and breakfast the next day! It was a
real treat!
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| back at camp - having peanut butter and jam sandwiches, and fresh berries |
After eating a quick lunch, I went straight to bed and lay down for 45 minutes, trying to help my body recover from the battering it had experienced. Thankfully it was apparent that nothing was wrong with Baby, for which we were very, very thankful. Knowing now how bad the roads are, I would never do it again while pregnant! Thankfully the only lasting ill effects I had from the day's events was that my right arm and shoulder were so badly bruised from hanging on for dear life, that I literally couldn't move my shoulder for 3 days!